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DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#16New Post! May 08, 2016 @ 21:48:25
What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!
DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#17New Post! May 08, 2016 @ 22:01:19
The man said: "Your obsession with cats is out
of control. I can't handle it anymore!"

The lady responded: "You kicking meowt?"


oh puh-lease, my sides are hurting!
DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#18New Post! May 08, 2016 @ 22:05:44
You only live once! -- a pessimistic cat.
DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#19New Post! May 08, 2016 @ 22:20:19
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

A Minnie-van!!
DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#20New Post! May 08, 2016 @ 22:21:32
I bought a new Japanese car.
I turned on the radio.

I couldn't understand a word they were saying!
DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#21New Post! May 08, 2016 @ 22:40:11
Red-neck definition Tickle: n. and v. a prediction about the actions of a bloodsucking arachnid. :

If you don't use tweezers, that tick 'll be hard to get out.
DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#22New Post! May 08, 2016 @ 22:46:15
TIGHT: v. to unite or fasten a string, cord or rope usually in a know or bow

"If you don't want your show to come off, you can't go and leave the lace undone like that, son.
You have to tight. And when you tight, you have to tight real tight!"
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