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Deal_With_It On May 24, 2022




Stevens Pass, Washington
#766New Post! Mar 28, 2016 @ 12:45:33
@brevel Said

Toe-Knee

ok, so I'm a little slow. I never would have figured that one out. It is funny now. 😄
brevel On March 30, 2016




London, Canada
#767New Post! Mar 29, 2016 @ 05:34:46
@Deal_With_It Said

ok, so I'm a little slow. I never would have figured that one out. It is funny now. 😄



It's a good one! One of my favourites, one you can tell the grandparents!!
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#768New Post! Mar 29, 2016 @ 05:51:08
@brevel Said

It's a good one! One of my favourites, one you can tell the grandparents!!


be honest, i think you are not american. you are more familiar with tony blair than ' deal with it ' and i are. you get the joke better than us. i really don't get the joke, either.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#769New Post! Mar 29, 2016 @ 05:57:39
@twilitezone911 Said

be honest, i think you are not american. you are more familiar with tony blair than ' deal with it ' and i are. you get the joke better than us. i really don't get the joke, either.



only, i think suppose be funny is. not that funny. it play on words.


toe knee - tonnnnnnnny. tony
brevel On March 30, 2016




London, Canada
#770New Post! Mar 30, 2016 @ 03:55:14
@twilitezone911 Said

be honest, i think you are not american. you are more familiar with tony blair than ' deal with it ' and i are. you get the joke better than us. i really don't get the joke, either.


What on earth does knowing who Tony Blair is have to do with understanding the joke? Yes it's a play on words, like a large proportion are??

I'm a little confused by what you are saying... Unless you meant to quote the other guy and not me, in which case, apologies.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#771New Post! Mar 30, 2016 @ 04:14:43
@brevel Said

What on earth does knowing who Tony Blair is have to do with understanding the joke? Yes it's a play on words, like a large proportion are??

I'm a little confused by what you are saying... Unless you meant to quote the other guy and not me, in which case, apologies.



i am sorry the way i interrupt the joke, i thought tony blair was the subject. because brevel, i thought you were canada, refer tony blair.

i sorry, some reason, i thought you from canada. why i put you been in canada, and tony blair was the prime primster of canada , as well as england.

my way of thinking is more funny than this joke. why i put two things has has nothing in common, is funny.
shadowen On March 22, 2024




Bunyip Bend, Australia
#772New Post! Apr 04, 2016 @ 11:24:51
I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.
shadowen On March 22, 2024




Bunyip Bend, Australia
#773New Post! Apr 04, 2016 @ 11:26:14
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name.'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied.

He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks as she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy centre. But 3 days later his sherbert dib-dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got feckin' Allsorts!
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#774New Post! Apr 04, 2016 @ 17:26:51
i had a mouse in my apartment off and on for awhile.

i almost caught him once.

i got a mousetrap from the hareware store. i set it up, i thought i was clever than the mouse.

before i went to bed. i decide to a picture from magazine of a piece of cheese in the trap, then i went to bed.

the next morning, i was excite by the hope of capture the mouse.

i went to pick up the mousetrap, it was empty.

not completely empty, there was a picture of a mouse in it.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#775New Post! Apr 07, 2016 @ 00:40:49
with my friend a couple of days ago. my friend and i was talking about general things.

i told my friend, that i always want to travel aboard.

my friend told me, that i need a broad, too.
DuLu On January 11, 2017
CHOOSE HAPPINESS!!!





Waverly, Washington
#776New Post! Apr 08, 2016 @ 00:15:39
Ate a salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really,
just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese.
OK... it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.


I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer then the men who mention it.

Kids today do not know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet just to change a TV channel.

Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

Remember back when we were kids, and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? ........ Me neither.

I may not be that funny, athletic, good looking, smart or talented ..... shoot, I forgot where I was going with this.

I love being over 50. I learn something new every day... and forget 5 others (things) .

A thief broke into my house last night. He was searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him.

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like "[i[I KNOW, right?!!.

I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead, and call it a day.

How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some meat.


I hope everyone remembered that Sunday, March 13, 2016, was the beginning of Daylight Savings Time ---- and didn't forget to set their bathroom scale back 10 pounds on Saturday night.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#777New Post! Apr 08, 2016 @ 00:22:57
A thief broke into my house last night. He was searching for money, so I woke up and searched with him.

twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#778New Post! Apr 14, 2016 @ 17:44:50
i am saying the breath is really bad. you can breath on old windmill and start up in french painting.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#779New Post! Apr 20, 2016 @ 21:29:24
hey baby, in my past life, you were my lady diva!

i was were your mr. ed !
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#780New Post! May 10, 2016 @ 21:27:22
life is begin - when your children leave home and your dog dies.
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