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Winning the Lottery

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rondetto On about 19 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 20, 2015 @ 12:16:42
A bloke from Merseyside buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to the Lottery office to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.

The man says, "I want my £20 million."

To which the man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."

The man said, "Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."

Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The bloke, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my £20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY TWO QUID BACK!''
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Nov 20, 2015 @ 14:51:24
MainerMikeBrown On April 19, 2021




Hiram, Maine
#3New Post! Nov 21, 2015 @ 20:55:22
Some people have no business sense, do they?

Good one, Rondetto.
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