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trencher On March 01, 2008




Hades, California
#1New Post! Nov 05, 2007 @ 05:17:16
LIMERICKS:


(1)-

There was a young dancer named Priscilla,
Who flavored her c*** with vanilla.
The taste was so fine,
Men and beasts stood in line,
Including a stud armadilla.


(2)-

A sadistic young cook, Miss McDillet,
Gets very upset when you fill it.
When she's done and hops off,
She lops your thing off,
And sautes it up in a skillet.


(3)-

To an ancient divine of Tyrone
Was the art of rebushing c***s known.
In each c*** he would ram
A fine, prime raw ham,
And then deftly extracted the bone.


(4)-

There once was a man from Nepal
Whose turds were incredibly small.
He'd sit in a room,
And s*** on a spoon,
And then flick his turds down the hall.


(5)- Tea For Two.

A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The crotchety mother wants to show her daughter that she's still a hip parent by trying to get her daughter to open up and talk about her adventures in dating men.

Mother: So.... now that you started dating, what's it like getting intimate with young men?

Daughter: Oh you know how it is, men are always insensitive and never care if intimacy isn't working for me.

Mother: How so?

Daughter: Oh, stuff....

Mother: Really now, you can trust me. I think that it's important for mothers and daughters to talk about these matters..... Daughter.

Daughter: I don't know....

Mother: Now don't forget, I was a teenager once and I can remember what dating was like for me.

Daughter: Really?

Mother: Really... Daughter.

Daughter: Ok, for starters, how did you get their cum out of your eyes?
ForumNazi On December 28, 2016




Bossier, Louisiana
#2New Post! Nov 13, 2015 @ 19:45:01
I never laughed this hard, It is probably one of the funniest ones I have seen
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