Winston Churcill in Parliament

A lady who was known as Churchill's main rival in parliament was giving a speech. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, "Mr. Churchill, must you sleep while I talk?"
Churchill sleepily replied, "No, ma'am. Not a case of must, I do so purely by choice."

"A modest man, who has much to be modest about." -On Clement Atlee

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

Nancy Astor: "If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee." Churchill: "If I were married to you, I'd drink it."

To a well endowed woman who told him she had got up at dawn and driven a hundred miles to attend the unveiling of his bust in Richmond , Virginia...

‘Madam, I want you to know that I would be happy to reciprocate the honour’

In a campaign he was told by a voter they would rather vote for the devil than him...

‘But in case your friend is not running, can I count on your support?’