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rondetto On about 13 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Mar 22, 2015 @ 15:23:46
There was a huge college athlete who decided
he would try out for the football team. "Can
you tackle?" asked the coach.

"Sure, watch this," the lad replied, as
he ran smack into a telephone pole, shattering
it to splinters.

"Wow, I'm impressed," the coach said. "Can
you run?"

"Of course," he replied.. He was off
like a bolt of lightning and in just over nine
seconds, had run a hundred yard dash.

"That's great," said the coach with enthusiasm,
"but, can you pass a football?"

Rolling his eyes and hesitating for a moment,
the young lad replied, "If I can swallow it, Then I
can probably pass it."
MainerMikeBrown On April 19, 2021




Hiram, Maine
#2New Post! Mar 24, 2015 @ 22:35:44
I like jokes like this, jokes that have a double-meaning.
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