during the foreign legion times, in the desert, a young new recruit joined the legion. this young recruit was bored trying find something do with his time off. he over the older soldiers ask what they do for sex. the oldest solder said, ' camels ' . the young recruit, ' no women? ' . the group of old soldiers, ' no women, camels! ' the young recruit put his head and walk back to his tent in disappointment. one night around midnight, the young recruit hears screaming outside his tent. he run out of his tent and see coming toward him. the oldest soldier running toward in panic, because behind the old soldier was a camel run after him. the recruit scream at the old soldier, ' what happening! ' the old soldier still running almost past the recruit, the old soldier screaming, ' i want have sex tonight, i was really horny, i went where the camels were! ' now, the old soldier ran past the recruit, and he picking up up speed, because the camel bearing down old soldier. the recruit just standing there when the camel goes by him. he scream back to old soldier, ' hey, why is this camel want you soo backly? ' now the old soldier running faster and turning his back to answer the question. he scream back, ' tonight, i pick an ugly one! '
Nov 07, 2014 @ 06:48:19
