Prescription

@rondetto Said

An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doctor, my pharmacist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith."

"Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back angrily. "And since when does a pharmacist second guess a doctor's orders?"

The old man says, "Since he found out I've been on birth control pills since last February."