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rondetto On about 19 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Dec 08, 2014 @ 18:10:33
A man decided to march in the holy crusades.

Concluding that his beautiful wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend.

He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

So, the husband leaves on horseback.

About a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him.

He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?" he asks.

"You gave me the wrong key!"
jmcg1213 On December 23, 2014




Bay Shore, Illinois
#2New Post! Dec 12, 2014 @ 00:45:11
That's funny
Sifr On February 13, 2015




, India
#3New Post! Dec 12, 2014 @ 03:07:31
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