A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
>> She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep
>> the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she
>> decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
>>
>>
>> Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other
>> a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else
>> applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would
>> be safer to have him around the house than the drunk
>>
>> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every
>> day and knew a lot about ranching.
>>
>> For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing
>> very well.
>>
>> Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand,
>> "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great.
>> You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired
>> hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
>>
>> One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
>> Two o'clock and no hired hand.
>>
>> Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering
>> the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the
>> fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She
>> quietly called him over to her..
>>
>> "Unbutton my blouse
>> and take it off," she said.
>>
>> Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."
>>
>> He did as she asked, ever so slowly.. "Now take off my
>> socks."
>>
>> He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
>>
>> "Now take off my skirt."
>>
>> He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in
>> the fire light.
>>
>> "Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did
>> as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
>>
>> Then she looked at him and said,
>>
>> "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
>>
>>
>> (I didn't see it coming, either)