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DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#316New Post! Oct 24, 2014 @ 03:23:13
My boss tried that drinking man's diet once, also.

He said he lost five pounds and the location to his house.


ppphhhhfffffftttttt
DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#317New Post! Oct 24, 2014 @ 03:25:21
Here's the best one of all (so far at least):

Sally went on a diet that allowed her to drink wine and eat vegetables.

In ten days, she lost five pounds and her driver's license.
DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#318New Post! Oct 24, 2014 @ 03:30:42
No, no, nooooo --- wait, this one's better!!!

When I was a kid, we 'lived' on a diet.
Some of our dinners were so small I used to burp from memory.

:lamo:
DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#319New Post! Oct 24, 2014 @ 19:21:00
grrrr what the heck? lAmo? :roflmao: make that

@DuLu Said

No, no, nooooo --- wait, this one's better!!!

When I was a kid, we 'lived' on a diet.
Some of our dinners were so small I used to burp from memory.

:lamo:
DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#320New Post! Feb 01, 2015 @ 22:29:56
Hopefully, the Patriots will have a lot on the ball ...

but not in their hands!
DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#321New Post! Feb 01, 2015 @ 22:31:51
Pro linemen are so big it only takes
three of them to make a dozen!
DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#322New Post! Feb 01, 2015 @ 22:35:02
My wife never throws anything out.
The other day she made hamburgers.
I couldn't eat mine, so she used it to clean the sink!
DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#323New Post! Feb 01, 2015 @ 22:36:09
Her biscuits are so har you have to rivet on the butter!
DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#324New Post! Feb 01, 2015 @ 22:37:11
She's such a bad cook, we pray after every meal!
DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#325New Post! Feb 01, 2015 @ 22:37:48
or ...

She's such a bad cook, we pray 'before' every meal.
DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#326New Post! Feb 01, 2015 @ 22:39:03
Huge dilemma - we're having guests for dinner tonight.

What kind of wine goes best with heartburn.
DuLu On January 11, 2017
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Waverly, Washington
#327New Post! Feb 01, 2015 @ 22:40:05
He doesn't know how to make instant coffee ...
he lost the recipe!
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#328New Post! Feb 01, 2015 @ 23:52:31
Due to downsizing, an unnamed printing company was holding a good-bye luncheon for one of their oldest and dearest co-workers. The food was great and a good time was had by all until the manager cheerfully announced: "This is fun. We should do this more often."
The room was filled with silence, and the party was soon over.

yes, i believe this joke. it hard to believe this topic is this long. the joke is not funny more statement in society. the society put a price tag on people and how long they can work? can society let people work they died on the job? let them retire can't do their job, or spend more than an hour in the company's bathroom. especially the days that i work there. the older employees get gold watch to retirement, and throw a party for saying a good bye. sad part, the dinner at night, you don't get paid overtime. when i working had two retirement dinner parties. they are fun to go, and the two retirees exactly stayed up throughout the dinners. if you work with two geezers, and they stay up after 8 that staying something. wasn't the boss said that if you are 62 or 65 years old to retirement, that's mandatory. not if get the congress cut down the retirement age in congress would help. really 65 to death! the truth in society, what do when the older employees has more life in them than younger employees, what choose the boss have to keep his business float? maybe the question does the government has more the right to choose the employer?
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