Three Aptly-named Girls

There were three little girls. The first one went up to her father and said, "Daddy, why is my name Lily?"
"Because when you were born, a lily fell and landed on your head." he said.

The second girl came and said, "Daddy, why is my name Rose?"
"Because when you were born, a rose fell and landed on your head." he said.

The third girl came and said, "HERPDDURPTTTTTTTTTTHHHGR POTATO!"
"SHUT UP, CINDERBLOCK!!"

This get's me to wondering if there was a huge and undocumented meteor shower sometime within the half century before my birth.

Poor Cinderblock.

Yes, a shower of cinderblocks :'(

A moment of silence for all those named Cinderblock.

Wow, a joke about a mentally disabled girl. Hilarious.

Oh, that's nothing: Muttley had one going a few years back about grandpa on the beach, with an erection, trying to pass it off to his granddaughter as a "Fireman."

BTW nothing against the resident joke poster. Some people repeat stuff innocently without taking serious consideration what they're parroting whilst others are fishing...

At least I didn't quote Bob Saget.