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rondetto On about 17 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Apr 21, 2014 @ 14:41:40
There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz.

Now GET TO IT!"

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
Someone may come along and promise "Change",
but don't count on things smelling any better.
Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#2New Post! Apr 21, 2014 @ 16:41:56
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