Party Time at UMass pt. 2

This weekend my friend and I will spend yet, another weekend at the University of Massachusetts Amherst. I am so amped for this weekend. This time we are staying until Monday Morning. There is a concert there this weekend. So Friday and Saturday and most likely Sunday we will party. I have a certain goal which might be stupid to have this weekend, but it's college so why not? Besides have fun, I kind of want to try to get laid. Yes I said it! It might not happen, but I will have fun regardless. I can't wait!!

Glad to know I can make you laugh.

You're OK Pat. You remind me so much of one of my grandsons. I give him s*** too. Don't take it personal.

I'm not taking it personal. Your a really nice guy. One of the ones I have no issues with.

What's this? You can't wait for it not to happen?

Never understood the whole big need to get laid and treat university as your own Skins based playground. But meh, whatever floats your boat, so to speak.

No, I can't wait go to Amherst this weekend.

Let me remind you of the words you used:




I had the distinct impression that the chances of anything happening surely would be slim-to-none, and that you just couldn't wait for it not to happen!

Be sure to bring along a salt-shaker. You sprinkle that on their tail, and you are assured of catching a bird.

Well yea, I said that because I was looking forward to getting laid last time I went and it didn't happen. I'm saying also because I don't want to get my hopes up easily.

I stand corrected! ....Not to happen, again!