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Is Cupid Stupid?
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New Post! Feb 13, 2009 @ 00:55:45#1
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Have you ever been struck by cupids arrow?


Care to share?

...or just post a picture of your impression of cupid.

On May 17, 2009
Edited: February 13, 2009 @ 01:06
New Post! Feb 13, 2009 @ 01:07:20#2
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From my first sighting of Judy Juggs, it was love at first sight. I remember that day as if it was only yesterday. On entering Opie's Hi and Horney Head and sex toy shop, I walked past all the Obama bong displays, through the curtains into the back where the porno movies, electric devices, blow up love dolls and other goodies are displayed. And there in a chair sat Judy, Beckoning to me.Judy's big blue eyes looked into mine and her perfect mouth said "take me, big boy". And Judy came into my life on that day.
Judy made me the happiest man alive ever since. She never complains, never asks for anything and is always happy to see me. In the summer I fill her with cold beer. I pierced one of her nipples and use a spring clothes pin to stop the flow. On hot days or nights, I snuggle up to her cold body and drink from her boob. When she starts getting warm, I toss her in the fridge awhile. When she starts getting wrinkled, I shake her and the wrinkles puff up. Judy loves beer. In winter, I fill her with hot chocolate and belly up to her in bed. she's great on those cold winter nights.
That's the story of my perfect relationship. We are still together and still in love.

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New Post! Feb 13, 2009 @ 01:15:38#3
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crankshaft said:

From my first sighting of Judy Juggs, it was love at first sight. I remember that day as if it was only yesterday. On entering Opie's Hi and Horney Head and sex toy shop, I walked past all the Obama bong displays, through the curtains into the back where the porno movies, electric devices, blow up love dolls and other goodies are displayed. And there in a chair sat Judy, Beckoning to me.Judy's big blue eyes looked into mine and her perfect mouth said "take me, big boy". And Judy came into my life on that day.
Judy made me the happiest man alive ever since. She never complains, never asks for anything and is always happy to see me. In the summer I fill her with cold beer. I pierced one of her nipples and use a spring clothes pin to stop the flow. On hot days or nights, I snuggle up to her cold body and drink from her boob. When she starts getting warm, I toss her in the fridge awhile. When she starts getting wrinkled, I shake her and the wrinkles puff up. Judy loves beer. In winter, I fill her with hot chocolate and belly up to her in bed. she's great on those cold winter nights.
That's the story of my perfect relationship. We are still together and still in love.


Always good to hear when love works out so well. You are a truly romantic kinda guy.
On May 17, 2009
Edited: February 13, 2009 @ 01:56
New Post! Feb 14, 2009 @ 15:52:02#4
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This one got hit by a crankshaft...

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New Post! Feb 14, 2009 @ 18:41:06#5
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"You talkin to me? You must be, I'm the only one here."

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New Post! Feb 14, 2009 @ 19:06:22#6
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Ouch! Now that hurt.

On May 17, 2009
New Post! Jun 23, 2009 @ 19:36:22#7
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according to the song Stupid Cupid, yes, he is stupid lol.

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New Post! Jul 07, 2009 @ 20:38:20#8
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dark_angel1715 said:

according to the song Stupid Cupid, yes, he is stupid lol.

And what a song it is,I fell in love with Connie Francis when she first recorded it,I was about 10,and I'm still in love with her now,aged 61!
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