'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Palmer?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Mason?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Rayder?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Jonesett?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Karen Smithson?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa Simon, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that..
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Johnny slides over and whispers,
'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'