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NickoBorgir
Mega Über-Meister+ 4987 points Deleted


26/M/Melbourne, Australia Join Date: Oct 2009 |

I was kicked out of my local library for moving all the bibles to the 'fiction' section. | | |
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CrashGroove
General 202 points


20/M/Los Angeles, California Join Date: Jul 2009 | "Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. gosh darn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy s*** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."
Tyler Durden, Fight Club | | |
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Chrill
Sexy Swede
Minister+ 13450 points


18/M/Stockholm, Sweden Join Date: May 2007 | CrashGroove said:
"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. gosh darn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy s*** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."
Tyler Durden, Fight Club
You do not talk about Fight Club. | | |
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SparklyKatie
Munchkin
Ogler+ 20578 points


23/F/, United Kingdom Join Date: Jan 2009 | Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that f***ing dumb-ass smile off your rosey, f***ing, cheeks! Then you can give me a f***ing automobile: a f***ing Datsun, a f***ing Toyota, a f***ing Mustang, a f***ing Buick! Four f***ing wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f***ing nowhere with f***ing keys to a f***ing car that isn't f***ing there. And I really didn't care to f***ing walk down a f***ing highway and across a f***ing runway to get back here to have you smile in my f***ing face. I want a f***ing car RIGHT f***ING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're f***ed!
Planes, Trains & Automobiles

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. Friedrich Nietzsche
I'm an agnostic Jehovah's Witness. I knock on people's doors, but I'm not sure why. | | | Edited: November 18, 2009 @ 11:55 | |
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SparklyKatie
Munchkin
Ogler+ 20578 points


23/F/, United Kingdom Join Date: Jan 2009 | CSIYorkshire said:
So many to choose from...
"Surely you can't be serious?" "Yes I am serious and don't call me Shirley."
"We need to get this woman to hospital". "A hospital? What is it?" "Its a big building with patients, but thats not important right now".
"Its a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got half a tank of gas, full pack of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses". "Hit it".
Haha I love Airplane 

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. Friedrich Nietzsche
I'm an agnostic Jehovah's Witness. I knock on people's doors, but I'm not sure why. | | |
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