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Nov 05, 2009 @ 23:12:43

HiImDan

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Three couples went to a restaurant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third.

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Nov 05, 2009 @ 23:14:13

Allyson

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I wondered what the third was going to be

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Nov 06, 2009 @ 00:52:31

aquine

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Honey coated sugar bacon. Yum yum!

God bless you.

Nov 06, 2009 @ 00:53:24

boxerdc

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aquine said:

Honey coated sugar bacon. Yum yum!

Sounds sinful to me.

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Nov 06, 2009 @ 01:06:51

Lili

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aquine said:

Honey coated sugar bacon. Yum yum!

God bless you.

I thought cloved animals were "unclean"?

"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime."

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Nov 06, 2009 @ 01:47:10

aquine

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Lili said:

I thought cloved animals were "unclean"?

Genesis 9:4
"But you must not eat meat that has its lifeblood still in it.

Mark 7:15
Nothing outside you can defile you by going into you. Rather, it is what comes out of you that defiles you."

God bless you.

Nov 06, 2009 @ 01:50:02

Lili

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aquine said:

Genesis 9:4
"But you must not eat meat that has its lifeblood still in it.

Mark 7:15
Nothing outside you can defile you by going into you. Rather, it is what comes out of you that defiles you."

God bless you.

But then what about that whole "do not consume alcohol or drugs, your body is a temple" stuff?

"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime."

Nov 07, 2009 @ 01:36:32

HiImDan

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Lili said:

But then what about that whole "do not consume alcohol or drugs, your body is a temple" stuff?

The desire of drunkenness come out of you.

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