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Nov 06, 2009 @ 21:05:43

SparklyKatie

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Because it's crosseyed, the vet picks up the dog and looks into its eyes

"Hmm I'm afraid I'll have to put it down" Said the vet.

"What?! Because it's crosseyed?" Replied the man.

The vet replied "No because it's heavy"

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Edited: November 06, 2009 @ 21:06

Nov 06, 2009 @ 21:10:17

Allyson

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good one

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Nov 06, 2009 @ 22:59:15

sugarflyguy

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Got that one, after a second read

Now with better color management profile
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