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Nov 05, 2009 @ 14:05:25

little1

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A bottle of wine, a wall and a shoe?

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Nov 05, 2009 @ 15:49:48

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Brilliant idea. Must go and try that.

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Nov 05, 2009 @ 15:52:23

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i always use me teeth

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Nov 05, 2009 @ 15:54:50

MlissaBeth

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OffmetrOlley said:

i always use me teeth

How in the world do you pull a cork out with your teeth?

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Nov 05, 2009 @ 15:56:26

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MlissaBeth said:

How in the world do you pull a cork out with your teeth?

i have the cheap screw top wines,i aint classy

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Nov 05, 2009 @ 15:57:11

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OffmetrOlley said:

i have the cheap screw top wines,i aint classy

Well that explains it.

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Nov 05, 2009 @ 16:04:58

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I used to open the old beer bottle with my teeth and paid a high price for it and never did it again.

Now! Wine I wouldn't really know as I don't much like wine.

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Nov 05, 2009 @ 16:12:59

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I have a corkscrew but I haven't bought wine with a cork for a long time. When I worked at Olive Garden, we had to open wine bottles for guests. I did it wrong a couple times and ended up with little pieces of the cork in the wine. I was embarrassed, not to mention I ruined the entire bottle.

Nov 05, 2009 @ 16:19:04

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I'm going to have to remember that trick the next time we are at my sisters and her corkscrew messes up the cork!

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Nov 05, 2009 @ 16:19:12

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Panda said:

I have a corkscrew but I haven't bought wine with a cork for a long time. When I worked at Olive Garden, we had to open wine bottles for guests. I did it wrong a couple times and ended up with little pieces of the cork in the wine. I was embarrassed, not to mention I ruined the entire bottle.

you can just take a sifter and use that to get the cork out of the wine.

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Nov 05, 2009 @ 16:23:09

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MlissaBeth said:

you can just take a sifter and use that to get the cork out of the wine.

That's a good idea. Those customers refused to drink the wine so I had to get another one.

Nov 05, 2009 @ 16:25:08

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Panda said:

That's a good idea. Those customers refused to drink the wine so I had to get another one.

I've screwed up the cork quite a few times myself.

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Nov 05, 2009 @ 16:27:58

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MlissaBeth said:

I've screwed up the cork quite a few times myself.

Last time I drank wine, I bought Franzia in a box. All I had to do was turn on the spout and fill my glass. Simple and cheap.

Nov 05, 2009 @ 17:47:13

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It's so clever. But what I love is the fact he's clearly already had a couple to drink but can still muster 'the old shoe' trick.

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Nov 09, 2009 @ 19:58:21

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