LOOL

import javax.swing.JOptionPane;
public class Words
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
String person =
JOptionPane.showInputDialog("Do you know programming language? " ) ;

if (person.equals ("yes" ))
{
System.out.println ("Nice 1 son, ur on ur way" ) ;
}
else if (person.equals ("no" ) )
{
System.out.println ("Fail." ) ;
}
else
{
System.out.println ("enter yes/no answer - cheers" ) ;
}

}
}



^^ code wont work if u try to compile, theres some spaces on the end of some lines to prevent emoticons being displayed LOL