"To treat toenail infection you'll need:

fat-free organic raw goat milk,
Vick's Vap-O-Rub, and
custard

Mix thoroughly, and apply to your nose sensually. Does it sound weird? Sure, but life's not worth living without taking risks!" link [pogoweb.com]

Immaturation
The process of becoming immature.

Mascary
When a person wears a scary amount of mascara.

Cookie Duster
A full mustache capable of dusting the tops of cookies.

Manther
The male version of a cougar; an older man who preys on younger women.

Pisshap
A mishap generally involving a mass consumption of alcohol and a misdirection of urine to an area other than the toliet.

Dohment
One of those slap your forehead moments when you realize you've just dont something incredibly stupid.

Finger Guns
A way for creep people with porn mustaches to say hello or "I understand". Hold your fingers in the shape of guns (use both hands for maximum effect) and point at someone
who just arrived. Bend thumbs to simulate shooting your finger guns and make a clicking sound with your mouth.
May be accompanied with a wink in extreme cases.

Tantan has finally reached 2000 Points!!

speaking of complete nonsense, maybe y'all can explain something to me? I was walking to my grandmother's house about five years ago and a woman who I've never seen before was walking the same direction. she says "scuse me, would you help me carry these chairs?" I figgered why not? We were walking and she says "where'd you park?" I said I didn't. She says "oh, yeah! You had a cataract in your left eye" I said "do I know you?" she says "no" I said "um....how'd you know about my cataract?" She says "most diabetics get 'em" "how did you know I was a diabetic????" no answer. we get to her buddy's place, dropped off the chairs, she invited me out for drinks at the local bar which I declined and continued on my journey with something to remember.

How To Save On Xmas Shopping
(it might help someone )
1.Determine your Christmas budget. Plan who you will purchase for and what you plan to spend. If you start early and plan ahead you can create a budget and stick to it.

2.Make a list of what you want to get everyone. This will help with splurge or impulse shopping.

3.Start your shopping early and avoid using credit cards. Starting early and taking your time will help to avoid last minute impulse and over budget spending. People have their own rule of thumb on how early to start. For years I started in July. Now I generally start in October. If you are really willing to start early. Go for the after Christmas sales to get that jump start on next year.

4.Online you can use price comparison sites to get the lowest price for your item. PriceAdvance is one example, it finds you better prices as you shop. Shop.com is another.

5.Join a Christmas savings club. There are Christmas club savings accounts you can set up as a special savings account at your local bank or credit union. While not all banks or credit unions offer participation in a Christmas club savings account, many do. Easy to start and many folks take advantage of this idea each year.

6.Shopping online can save you on your gasoline. Even with gas prices dropping, the cost of driving around adds up.


Theres loads more but I think thats enough nonsense for one post.

Grrrrrrrrrr, I went to bed an hour ago and I still cant sleep

I'm being watched

I have 40 different lip balms... I counted