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KAMPA
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109/M/, United States (general) Join Date: Jul 2009 | Unfortunately it was about this time that the prophecies of Nostradumass began coming true! The Antarctic ice began a rapid melt down,so fast it was, that all of the penguins began to panic. They were afraid it would melt completely before they had a chance to find a new place to live. Some penguins tried to profit from the disaster that was looming,by selling flood insurance,rubber boats etc. But Nigel was not avaricious to the extent that he could profit from others misfortunes. He began making phone calls trying to find zoos for his penguin friends to live in if worse came to worse. But zoos are run by humans and they are avaricious,every one Nige called wanted large amounts of human money to allow only a few penguins to go to their zoos. So Nigel decided to build a zoo of his own. He called diferent countries in the southern hemisphere,but none were suitable for the penguin masses. Finally Nigel called Argentina and Chile the Argentinians were willing to allow Nigel to build in Tierra del Fuego,for nominal yearly rents,and they would accept frozen fish! But the Chileans held out for more!
 "Stick close to your desks and never go to sea. And you all may be Rulers of the Queen's Navee!" W.S. Gilbert | | | Edited: November 06, 2009 @ 17:32 | |
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KAMPA
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109/M/, United States (general) Join Date: Jul 2009 | Nigel outfitted his human security teams with the latest automatic weapons (made in the USA). He instructed the humans to fire on every puffin or pelican,they saw fly overhead,this was effective as far as killing enemy birds was concerned, but dead birds falling out of the sky onto humans,is never popular! As a consequence fewer and fewer humans were coming to NIGEL LAND,and revenues fell accordingly! Since penguins cannot fly, Nige decided he would open an aircraft factory,within the perimeters of NIGEL LAND,and build a new deadly aircraft to counter the puffin-pelican menace! These would be remotely operated,and equipped with remotely guided missles!
Since both Werner von Penguin and Sir Nils Olav Penguinsson were both dead, Nigel ordered drone aircraft from Lockheed!
Nigel had to travel to California to make the deal,Nige asked Penny to come along. To which she replied "OK SURE you old silly!"
 "Stick close to your desks and never go to sea. And you all may be Rulers of the Queen's Navee!" W.S. Gilbert | | |
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KAMPA
Mega Über-Meister 4563 points


109/M/, United States (general) Join Date: Jul 2009 | Arriving in Southern California,a place neither Nigel or Penny had ever been. The two decided to take a couple of days to see the sights of Los Angeles. It was at Grauman's Chinese Theater that a motion picture producer discovered Penny, he was overwhelmed by her beauty,just as Nigel had been. The producer was the only penguin working in the industry, films about penguins had become very, very lucrative and very, very popular! But up to that time there were no penguin actors,all the penguins were computer generated images. The producer who's name is Saul Pengenstein, arranged for an audition for Penny,at Paramount!
 "Stick close to your desks and never go to sea. And you all may be Rulers of the Queen's Navee!" W.S. Gilbert | | | Edited: November 12, 2009 @ 13:01 | |
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