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Oct 22, 2009 @ 20:32:49

smallbutterflies

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15/F/A dead whales uterus,
Join Date: Oct 2007

I know what your thinking... you must be freaking bored to make a biography of your pet... deal with it

Her name is bellisima (also known as bella, bii, ms little, kitten puss or itty bits)

She likes cards being flicked into the air (she catches them)
And she has a song that she "sings" when it's time to play.
She is a genius and an evil mastermind. She always likes to kill things and bring them over for us.

She weighs 12 pounds and she works great as a heating pad... (just place her on top of any achy joint or anything and she will stand there until you give her permission to leave)

She occasionally does favors for us but she knows she rules the house.

She loves her stuffed animal frog and likes to sleep on him.

She probably has ocd because she cant walk from one side of the living room to the other without jumping on the arm of the easy chair.

She love love loves beef and anything with beef in it.

She is terrified by my bunny and flips out at the sight of him. (he tried to "dance" with her"

She inherited a little crick in her tail from her mom...kind of looks like a question mark.

and her motto is "everything here is mine"

A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver

Oct 22, 2009 @ 20:36:57

plebian_angel

Intergalactic hussy

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34/F/Paradise minus one, Wisconsin
Join Date: Apr 2008

awww she's soo cute

proud member of the tawaaw association group
Plebs

Maxi

Oct 22, 2009 @ 20:38:33

sugarflyguy

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Join Date: Sep 2008

How do you know all this about your cat? Did she meow it to you or did she purrrrr like a pussycat?

Now with better color management profile
1 Corinthians 13
Hello, farewell to your love and soul
Hello, farewell to your SOOOOOOUUUUULLLLLL!!!! - Peter Hook 1987 Brixton Academy

Oct 22, 2009 @ 20:39:24

smallbutterflies

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sugarflyguy said:

How do you know all this about your cat? Did she meow it to you or did she purrrrr like a pussycat?

If I try to touch anything in the house and she doesn't like it... she gives me a disapproving glance and kind of makes this odd noise

A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver

Oct 22, 2009 @ 20:43:07

sugarflyguy

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smallbutterflies said:

If I try to touch anything in the house and she doesn't like it... she gives me a disapproving glance and kind of makes this odd noise

I see you are good at reading your cat's thoughts

Now with better color management profile
1 Corinthians 13
Hello, farewell to your love and soul
Hello, farewell to your SOOOOOOUUUUULLLLLL!!!! - Peter Hook 1987 Brixton Academy

Oct 22, 2009 @ 20:44:10

smallbutterflies

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sugarflyguy said:

I see you are good at reading your cat's thoughts

I can just sense her emotions... So I know when to get the hell away.

A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver

Oct 22, 2009 @ 20:44:53

sugarflyguy

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smallbutterflies said:

I can just sense her emotions... So I know when to get the hell away.

Now with better color management profile
1 Corinthians 13
Hello, farewell to your love and soul
Hello, farewell to your SOOOOOOUUUUULLLLLL!!!! - Peter Hook 1987 Brixton Academy

Oct 22, 2009 @ 20:47:39

smallbutterflies

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15/F/A dead whales uterus,
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sugarflyguy said:

Well I only know a few feelings...

I will give you to the count of three...
Feed me!
Please feed me?
f***ING FEED ME FOR CHRISTS SAKE
Omg what the heck is that?
Who are youuuu do I know youuuuu? Who are youuuuu?
Hey... is that vanilla? Mind if I have some?
Im having some vanilla iced cream now
I'm tired
Ow you a-hole that was my tail!

A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver

Oct 22, 2009 @ 20:53:43

HiImDan

TFS Monkey
49491 points

40/M/Cleveland, Ohio
Join Date: Dec 2007

Me & Pepper 2/16/08
What is diabetes?
Clicky & join?

Oct 22, 2009 @ 21:11:27

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DorkySupergirl

Suit Up!

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Join Date: Jun 2009

I like it. I have a kitten, cat and a dog. My dog is just Mr. Personality. He's actually shady and shifty but all the old ladies love him.

I love hearing about peoples animals.

Is that a new hair color? I like it.

I need to learn when to shut my big boy mouth...

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