Good Morning Friend!
I know we just recently started working together, but I feel we have a real connection and that you are trustworthy. It was destiny that brought us to the same Burger Joint, are you willing to ignore destiny? If you do not wish to be a part of a great undertaking, DELETE this email NOW and do not read further; once these simple words are read your mind will be blown and forever changed. I have a feeling you can handle it, but it wouldn’t be fair to you if I didn’t give you the choice…

I have been thinking for years about this and feel that now is the time for action. Have you ever noticed that as time goes by, Zombie movies have become more and more realistic? There are also various Zombie games, both the movies and these games never have a shortage of new Zombie ideas or concepts. This is but an idicator of what is really going on. The truth of the matter is, there are real, live Zombies walking among us, this is why Zombie movies seem more and more plausible these days. How would we have such an expansive knowledge of these beings unless they truly existed? For some unknown reason, (perhaps the government has something to do with this) the public has been fooled, but I am aware of the truth…

I have suspected this since the early 80’s, but have kept quiet in fear of stumbling over some type of conspiracy and then “disappearing.” The reason I choose to speak up now is because things are progressing behind closed doors. I believe, and have a considerable amount of proof, that some of these Zombies are in power positions…
If you look into the eyes of a Zombie, there is nothing beyond a black, meaningless hole. I don’t know why I was blessed with the ability to tell the difference, but I will use it well. There are other ways to tell, just look at all the illogical decisions “people” make these days. It appears that people are getting more stupid as time progresses. These aren’t stupid people, they are smart Zombies…
I know this is a startling concept, and I wish I was wrong, but sadly I am correct. I have given up my wife, house, and career so that I can sniff out these bastards and defend the public’s honor- and now I am asking you to join me in this hunt…
Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Why would he give all this information out over an email?”

I have a few reasons for this. The first is that I have a feeling a few people at work may be a part of the undead army,naturally they can’t know that we know. The second is these Zombies, while smart, still take a while to grasp new concepts, so I’m sure they aren’t on the internet yet. We’re safe for now.

I should mention, I don’t have a plan quite yet, that is why I am looking for a partner to help with this situation. I trust that you have the decency to help a man in need, so you could come to my house on Saturday (around 8?) and I will fill you in on the rest. We have files to review.
Sincerely,
Bob.