Wake up you girls and realise the priceless secret of Happy Matrimony.

Beauty alone will get few men to the altar. The sterner sex are interested in physically fit women rather than a pretty girl. Nice features must always be accompanied by vivaciousness, vitality and personality. The greatest of these terms being vitality born by rich red blood coursing through the veins.

By taking bile beans at bedtime you can acquire a clear complexion, sweet breath and sparkling health.

The bile bean girl is clean and healthy inside and has the world at her feet. She is the girl who has the looks and sweet temper with which to win and keep the best husband.

also being very rich works for me

lol, old ads are almost always funny. What the heck are bile beans btw? I wanna get some now!

Bile Beans? I do love that stuff. My uncle's a great hoarder and he's got a pile of old magazines from that era. It reminds me of some of the old film clips we see every so often with the terribly English, clipped manner of speaking. 'Gels, Gels!! where are your wincyette drawers? Do come along!!'

They are laxative I guess?

Bring on the bile beans. And what the hell's 'auto-intoxication'? I like to know when I'm getting intoxicated.

Don't forget Granny!