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Forum Index > Health > Medicine | >> What's in your medicine cabinet? | | |
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thebear
Über-Minister 16357 points


40/M/, Singapore Join Date: Aug 2006 | my pills come in blister packs...
still remember that gag:
an emergency call came in with a frantic woman's voice:
it's my husband! he took a pill for his gastritis, a pill for his headache, a
vitamin pill, a mineral pill, a calcium pill, pills for his baldness, pills for his
gout, a pill for his rheumatism, a pill for his sinus, a pill for his allergy and
when he lit his cigarette, there was this explosion!


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Ellen
Über-Meister+ 2970 points Banned


23/F/, Join Date: Oct 2009 | whisper said:
Having just come back from the states after a big operation, my medicine cabinet is full of prescription medication, but I noticed I don't have a single headache tablet...mmmm must remedy that
Why did you come all the way over here to get an operation?
My medicine cabinet has band aids, neosporin, aspirin, midol, my hsuband's extra razors, some old antibiotics that are expired, fingernail clippers, Q-tips, iodine, and other assorted stuff. | | |
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whisper
Meister+ 1494 points


28/F/swansea, United Kingdom Join Date: Sep 2009 | Ellen said:
Why did you come all the way over here to get an operation?
My medicine cabinet has band aids, neosporin, aspirin, midol, my hsuband's extra razors, some old antibiotics that are expired, fingernail clippers, Q-tips, iodine, and other assorted stuff.
The UK National Health Service wouldn't fund it!
 It only hurts if you do it wrong | | |
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Ellen
Über-Meister+ 2970 points Banned


23/F/, Join Date: Oct 2009 | whisper said:
The UK National Health Service wouldn't fund it!
Damn, I guess socialized medicine really does suck.  | | |
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