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Feb 23, 2009 @ 08:48:18

#76

McLabia

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Answer the door with a knife in hand...

Feb 23, 2009 @ 08:49:48

#77

essenceofjme

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19/F/bbacck iN vegAs!!, Palau
Join Date: Jun 2005

better yet go with gun and a bloody shirt.

found my fingers typing away... t- h- e- f- o- r- u- m- s- i- t- e- .- c- o- m

Jul 20, 2009 @ 20:24:51

#78

Thranduil

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37/NA/QUINCY, Kentucky
Join Date: Apr 2009

There's a bomb on the other side of this door so don't knock, doorbell is also connected to a bomb so don't push it!!!

Aug 01, 2009 @ 01:47:18

#79

Alanna

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70/F/Cincinnati,
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shabang said:

I am constantly plagued by numerous teams of sales people that try and sell me stuff , how do i get rid of them permanently and does anyone else get this problem or am i getting picked on ????????????????

Door-To-Door salesmen are illegal in many states. Check with yours then call the cops.

Aug 01, 2009 @ 02:41:34

#80

Exylis

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25/M/Madison, Alabama
Join Date: Apr 2009

Sell them Jesus Christ. After a while of you doing this they eventually leave you alone.

Sep 08, 2009 @ 23:24:36

#81

acidron

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43/F/a wee country town, Canada
Join Date: Aug 2008

f*** off

Love your kids,respect your kids and most of all, listen to your kids.

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