your momma's so dumb she sits on the tv watching sofa

Yo Mama so FAT, when her mobile phone goes off people think she's backing up.

a stupid,fat,old,and ugly:
*yo mama so stupid, when someone said drinks were on the house she went to get a ladder
*Yo mama so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.
*yo mama so old she owes Jesus 3 dollars
*yo mama so ugly,when she was born,she came out fine, but the doctor said it was a miscarriage
and another fat:
*yo mama so fat that when she sat on a quarter, she got up and there were 2 dimes and a nickel

your Mamma so fat she needs lifeguards for her soup bowl.

Your Mamma so fat in that black coat peoples are shouting taxi.

Your Mamma so fat she has her own gravitational pull.

yo mamma so fat that she fell down and cut her leg and gravy ran out

Yo momma's so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.
Yo momma's so fat, she went on a seafood diet. Whenever she sees food, she eats it.
Yo momma's so fat, she went on a light diet. As soon as it's light, she starts eating.