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May 12, 2008 @ 02:45:18

klr

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245 points

55/F/Edmonton, Canada
Join Date: May 2008

1. You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
3. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at
Christmas.
4. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
5. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in
with snow.
6. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
7. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
8. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
9. You find -40C a little chilly.
10. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
11. You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelery and your Sorels.
12. You understand the Labatts Blue commercials.
13. You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada".

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May 12, 2008 @ 03:48:17

l_teddy10

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5197 points

18/M/Roseburg, Oregon
Join Date: Apr 2008

Well, I'm glad I live in Oregon. lol

"America Is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bada** speed."
-Eleanor Roosevelt - 1936

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May 12, 2008 @ 04:03:21

christa

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16553 points

25/F/, Canada
Join Date: Jul 2006

Man I hate how cold it is on halloween

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May 12, 2008 @ 20:37:24

lili

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27965 points

26/F/Beaverton, Oregon
Join Date: Apr 2005

I'm glad I live in California! Used to live in Oregon, too cold for me!

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May 13, 2008 @ 00:05:51

maeb

General
304 points

15/F/Kamloops, Canada
Join Date: Mar 2008

Is it sad that 2, 12 and 13 are completely true for me?

The Plate Remains Unfilled ~Jeff Hardy~

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May 13, 2008 @ 00:13:53

moonlighthopes

Mega Über-Meister
4046 points

18/F/, Canada
Join Date: Jun 2007

They're pretty much all true.. AND I'M PROUD OF IT!!

I don't want to be one in a million. I want to be one in 6.7 billion.

moonlighthopes last visited July 19, 2008

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May 13, 2008 @ 02:36:00

l_teddy10

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18/M/Roseburg, Oregon
Join Date: Apr 2008

lili said:
I'm glad I live in California! Used to live in Oregon, too cold for me!

I love Oregon. Southern Oregon anyways. I don't like the northern part of the state.

"America Is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bada** speed."
-Eleanor Roosevelt - 1936

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May 13, 2008 @ 02:38:31

bor3113

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7070 points

15/M/Welland, Canada
Join Date: Mar 2008

Then I AM CANADIAN!!!

Music - the answer to everything
PEACE!

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May 13, 2008 @ 02:48:22

lilbear

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21615 points

108/F/, Canada
Join Date: Jan 2008

I'm in denial

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May 14, 2008 @ 15:28:24

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pearl_of_light4

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3515 points

44/F/, Canada
Join Date: Oct 2006

Guilty of 2,4,9,10,11,12

pearl_of_light4 last visited June 27, 2008

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May 15, 2008 @ 00:17:01

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klr

General
245 points

55/F/Edmonton, Canada
Join Date: May 2008

you guys ae funny

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May 15, 2008 @ 00:18:46

#12

smilelove

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1944 points

16/F/Somewhere, Ohio
Join Date: Mar 2008

lili said:
I'm glad I live in California! Used to live in Oregon, too cold for me!

I like you signature picture.

Smile Love, It looks great on you!

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May 15, 2008 @ 00:44:38

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svierge

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6826 points

52/M/minneapolis, Minnesota
Join Date: Dec 2005

Hey! I think you stole this from us Minnesotans!

And here in Minnesota, our women wear flannel nighties complete with drawstrings on the bottom to prevent drafts.

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