thanks for that , a true brit that understands , not being nasty but you guys from the usa dont even have a clue , all due respect but your answers speak for themselves , sooo once again , Yea it is a problem over here and frankly if u have had enough then you are borderlining exactly how i am feeling JUST ADD RAIN AND CLOUDS and a BIG MAC haha , thanks for that SEMI only u can understand the americans are nice but not quite all there sometimes , sorry guys but your along long way from home for you to comment on summat you dont really know about , But hey heres a cookie hehe x


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Try and convert them into a new religion, -yourname-ism.

its a great way to meet new people, have ma** suicides or just rake in alot of money by scamming helpless people

salesmen are anoying-but thery can talk, use that to your advantage.






Make them talk until they leave, they will eventualy get tired and give up. Or constantly inturrupt them so tehy get anoyed and leave.


The most important thing to do is to treat them like animals, not people.


Let them give their littel spheal, then at the end tell them that you love them and wish to merry them(works better on the phone), make them devote as mutch time beforehand talking so its a real CRUSHing blow.

hahahahahahaha , no one competes with that answer ,,,, i dont think ??


WINNERS NEVER QUIT AND QUITTERS NEVER WIN

Any more for any more ???????????


WINNERS NEVER QUIT AND QUITTERS NEVER WIN

well thanks for all those who contributed , so really the conclusion is not to ever answer the door , any more ideas anyone ?


WINNERS NEVER QUIT AND QUITTERS NEVER WIN

The conclusion was for you to pay your gambling debts.


"TUFF! EVOLVE FASTER NEXT TIME AND YOU WILL BE THE ONE WITH THE SPEAR!" -doubtingthomas

unlike most people i owe not a penny to anyone , however to talk about gambling must be fresh in the mind of a gambler , and a gambler that may have debts , such as you sir...U jus exposed ur self, end of subject


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You could always talk to them for a while and shine them on a bit. They're paid by commission usually so eating up their time is preventing them from earning money.

If you don't want them on your property, you could put up a sign saying 'caution-landmine area'.

"Solicitors welcome, dogfood's expensive."


Don't read this.

Satan stole my lunch, I'm M.A.D.D.*

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me & Pepper 2/16/8

Introduce them to "Killer", the family Pit Bull



Smoochie Boochie

Personly I just roll my eyes and shut the door, or you could just say 'f**k off'

Put a big sign on the door..."I HAVE A VERY SICK BABY"
DO NOT RING DOOR BELL OR KNOCK ON MY DOOR>>AS THIS COULD BE FATAL!!!!!
Try it and let me know how u go

dont answer the door just shout "i'll be with you in a minute am just hacking up this dead hooker so she'll fit in my bag!" watch them run like f**k lol