John Lennon went to see Jerry Lee Lewis in LA and after the gig went back stage and did that thing where you pretend to worship someone. Then without saying a word got up and left. Then JLLewis son said 'Dad!Do you know who that was?' and JLL went 'yerr, son. I know who that was.'
Then theres one where someone from the Jewish chroninle in London rang Ringo up and asked him if he was Jewish and Ringo said something like 'No, mate. I've just got a big nose!'


Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout
Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism
This-ism, that-ism, ism ism ism!
John Lennon 1969!

My heart's crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing

Here's another one.
SOme guy tried to get in with Richard Burton by saying hey were both Celts...but he prounonuced it with a soft c...Selts...and RB replied 'i'm a celt your'e a sunt!'


Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout
Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism
This-ism, that-ism, ism ism ism!
John Lennon 1969!

one day bob dylan went to see D.Stewart from the Eurythmics in N.London. He got the wrong house and knocked on the door and said is Dave in?
Now, it just so happened that a guy called Dave did live there. And he was a massive Dylan fan...When Dylan went in the woman who answered the door,who didn't recognise him said just wait in the room he'll be back soon. When the 'Dave', a bricky, came back he found Bob Dylan sitting on his sette!!!


Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout
Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism
This-ism, that-ism, ism ism ism!
John Lennon 1969!