blackwidowbambi said:
Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed to see such sport
And the dish ran away with the spoon


Word to your mother!

Peace out!

calonso said:
AWWWW! Plagerist!

blackwidowbambi said:
Yes, I thought it was cute! That used to be my favorite nursery rhyme.

Quote:
Johnny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off
Look out kid
It's somethin' you did
God knows when
But you're doin' it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin' for a new friend
The man in the coon-skin cap
In the big pen
Wants eleven dollar bills
You only got ten

Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin' that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone's tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the D. A.
Look out kid
Don't matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Don't try "No Doz"
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows

Get sick, get well
Hang around a ink well
Ring bell, hard to tell
If anything is goin' to sell
Try hard, get barred
Get back, write braille
Get jailed, jump bail
Join the army, if you fail
Look out kid
You're gonna get hit
But users, cheaters
Six-time losers
Hang around the theaters
Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin' for a new fool
Don't follow leaders
Watch the parkin' meters

Ah get born, keep warm
Short pants, romance, learn to dance
Get dressed, get blessed
Try to be a success
Please her, please him, buy gifts
Don't steal, don't lift
Twenty years of schoolin'
And they put you on the day shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a manhole
Light yourself a candle
Don't wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals
Don't wanna be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump don't work
'Cause the vandals took the handles

Bob Dylan - first rapper

yomomma said:
Oh, I thought that was you until I got to the end! I was wondering why that was so good!

I can't really rhyme
but I plan to some time
put out something sublime (I forgot what that meant)
and maybe I'll make a dime
I guess it's worth a try
even if I fail to fly
perhaps someone will buy
the essence of my
half-effort attempt
or I'll be exempt
from earning my dough (doe?)
even if it comes in slow
eventually I'll run the show
while you're in the club gettin' low
while the dj's d-jaying
yes, the dj is playing
what I once was praying
that it would someday be weighing
to something worth staying
on your radio station
likewise across the nation
and I'm earning my ration
but for now I'll be patient
and see if it weighs in.