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Aug 17, 2007 @ 20:03:57 | #36 | jmo
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16/F/East Grinstead, United Kingdom Join Date: May 2006 | deadlieblackmamba said:
4. They have kuala bears and kangaroos
To this disasterous lexical mistake, I must make clear that koalas are in no way bears, and there is nothing in their name to suggest such a thing. As proof (ish) I'm going to type out the lyrics to a genuine Australian children's song. I also find it mildly amusing :P
"Oh please don't call me a koala bear, 'cause I'm not a bear at all.
Oh please don't call me a koala bear, it's driving me up the wall!
If your name was Tom, and everyone called you Dick, perhaps you'd understand why I'm sick sick sick.
I'm simply a koala, and I want the name to stick so please don't call me a koala bear!"
Having said all that, I hate koalas... Vicious bastards... but they bring in the tourists 
Much love to all
*Random Aussie*
 "Laura is a lesbian and f**ks chickens" - Thank you Google! 
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