*For educational purposes only!


Carpet Muncher:


- A derogatory slang term for a lezzie, rag hag, lesbo, or a lesbian.

- Obsessed with getting down and dirty with pussies: Fingering, strapons, beads, and much more.

- Highly offensive to the gay community.

- Comparing the female "bush" to carpet.

- An offensive, insulting term for when a lesbian partakes in the licking, sucking and chomping on the female sex organ or pussy.

- Someone, usually a woman that adores "eating out" a girl's vagina.

- Other popular terms: c*** chomper, muff diver, carpet jockey, carpet monster, carpet mower, carpet rash, carpet squatter, carpet shark, carpet twatter, carpet steamer, carpet stainer, butter-mouth, and fanny cleaner.

- The action of using the mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate the female genitals.

- They just can't resist the thought of a juicy pussy to lick and to throb their fingers deep down inside the cavernous or tight hole of a fellow lesbian.



ETYMOLOGY: 1992



EXCERPT:

(1)-

The man was dressed in blue jeans, a red t-shirt and a black tracksuit top with orange strips on the arms. His hair was cut short. Amanda, Toal gestures to that silly wee lassie Amanda Drummond, who's doing all that she's good for, a pseudo-clerical job, dishing oot copies of the description.

Drummond's had her frizzy hair cut short, which makes her look even mair ay a carpet muncher. She has bulging eyes which always gives you the impression that she's in shock, and she's hardly any chin; just a sour, twisted mooth which comes out of her neck. She's wearing a long, brown skirt which is too thick to see the pant line through, with a checkered blouse and a long brown striped cardigan.
-- Filth by Irvine Welsh