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Whats it like being a woman??
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New Post! Jul 22, 2007 @ 01:45:47#31
mark_is_god

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20/M/antrim, Ireland
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a lot easier than being a man

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New Post! Jul 23, 2007 @ 20:48:37#32
danelliot

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41/M/Portland, Maine
Join Date: Jul 2007

"we tend to get ignored a lot especially when asked for an opinion"

Read that oxymoronic sentence a few times, and you'll understand that it's time for women to stop with the "superior intellect and communication skills" BS.

On July 27, 2007
New Post! Aug 13, 2007 @ 22:33:02#33
angelicsin666

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Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.


thats love right there!
On May 11, 2008
New Post! Aug 15, 2007 @ 21:50:31#34
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18/M/Croydon, United Kingdom
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lmichelle615 said:
If you woke up a woman, you wouldn't stay in bed. You would have a husband to get ready for work and kids to get ready for school. At some point, if you either got up before everyone else or got incredibly lucky you'd be able to get yourself ready. Then you would have to get the kids to school/daycare on time so you could make it to work on time. All day at work you hope that the school/daycare doesn't call because on of your kids is sick because you know your husband would NEVER leave HIS job to pick them up. If you're lucky enough to make it through the work day you get to look forward to going home, cooking dinner, cleaning it up while yelling at the kids to get their homework done and grumbling about your husband who is dozing off in his chair oblivious to anything going on around him.....


... Your missing the point lol. I think he was talking in a circumstance as if it was a saturday/sunday morning... How could he wake up with a HUSBAND and KIDS? ALREADY??? when he was a man the day before?? lmao.
On February 01, 2010
New Post! Sep 06, 2007 @ 05:21:15#35
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38/F/Fresno, California
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i have had a yeast infection lately and a period all in the last month!

On February 28, 2010
New Post! Oct 02, 2007 @ 03:26:27#36
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107/F/toronto, Canada
Join Date: Sep 2007

Its a roller coaster of emotions from day one until god knows when!
Honestly, thats sheer hell!

you never know if the guy really loves you or is bulls***ting!

or if he has affairs!


your always second guessing yourself!

confidence runs low in woman, its something brought on now for years! We have to constantly compete!

On August 04, 2008
New Post! Oct 02, 2007 @ 03:39:49#37
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38/F/Fresno, California
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treebee said:
I wouldnt know

seriously its very confusing, we are expected to have a career and have a family and do it all at the same time.

we cant stand up and pee

but going on the pull is so much easier

sex is an emotional attachment though

periods mean we become schizophrenic once a month, we cant help what we say but its like being possessed.

however we can flutter our eyelashes and get what we want

we can use sexuality to get what we want without being accused of exploitation

we tend to get ignored a lot especially when asked for an opinion

its generally a suprise when a woman is smart - like in the media "shes pretty - AND SHES SMART"

Women have more hormonal reasons to want to settle down and most of us become demented on getting a b/f at the age of 14/15

Most women change thier minds about this at age 26

Also at age 26 we become the sex manaics you have been waiting for the last 10 years to turn into.

We cry at anything for any reason and we expect you to know what it is, why the f*** should we tell you.

Yeah thats pretty much it

I have been crying alot lately! so its is true1Why do we cry alot?
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New Post! Oct 02, 2007 @ 03:43:57#38
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34/F/seventh circle of hell, United
Join Date: Aug 2007

it is harder for a woman entering an occupation traditionally filled by men to be successful. we are assumed to be too emotional to be objective, and in some cases that may well be true, but not all women fit that mold. the irony is that an objective, clinical woman is then called a cold, hard b**** by the same men that complain about over emotional women.

men assume that a successful woman has slept her way to the top, regardless of her education or experience. we do not receive equal pay for equal work.

we deal with menstrual cramps, pre-menstrual tension and crabbiness, uncomfortable and embarrassing pelvic exams, primary responsibility for birth control, and childbirth.

we are not allowed to age in the same way men do. if a man has wrinkles he is "distinguished". if a woman has wrinkles she is "old". we are expected to wear makeup, keep all body parts hair free (except the top of our heads, which we are to grow as long as possible), and never fart, burp, or defecate within earshot of any men present.

oh yeah...being a woman is a snap.

On April 08, 2008
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