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"Here's the report from Engineering. Someone put it in the bathroom: I want to wipe my a** with it. They don't tell me what to invent - I tell them. And I'm telling them to stick two more blades in there. I don't care how. Make the blades so thin they're invisible. Put some on the handle. I don't care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!"

Men are so hairy they NEED 5 blades.

The funny thing is that satire article came out over a year ago, and we just saw a commercial for the five blade razor...

Next year it will be 6!

Oh and I saw the commercial too.

I know they will just keep addong blades!!!!

In 2026 it will be a 10 blade shaver and there will be lawsuits from guys who shaved their face off.

so true! more like 20 blade...

I don't get the whole deal with more blades. I think it is in a mans physcie, the word 'more'. Think back to home improvement, with tim taylor repeating over many years and in many situations 'more power!'. It is fulfilling a mans desire, he is getting more, so he is getting better than what he was getting before?

Do you think this is true women?

i already sent the wife to wal-mart to buy one!

smoother, closer, gentler........i am so there!

don't use the one with the battery in it on your balls!

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OMFG i take that back! i almost wet myself after using this down south!

What is the battery for? Does it vibrate or something?

yes....it vibrates like an old school beeper!