Racist Jokes (J-O-K-E-S, Jokes)

These are not meant to offend, they are just here for people who want to laugh, and find these types of jokes funny, all racist jokes are welcome, whites, blacks, yellows, oranges, and all the other colors (see theres a joke right there XD

I dont really find racist jokes funny per se.

It depends entirely if they have a harmful undercurrent.

Having said that I am more than happy for black comedians to rip the s*** out of white people. It doesnt bother me one bit. Probably because my grandparents were not slaves and my parents were free to sit where they liked, eat where they liked and drink where they liked. If they hadn't then I would probably find it oppressive and offensive.

Q: What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A: A PILOT, ya f***in' racist.

racist are people that think they won, and the race is over.

racist are people that think they lost, and the race is over.

if in a race, it is good to know what the race is about.

5 races?
race car drivers go 500 miles right in front of the same folks.

one day the leaders of the races got together.
they learned from each other.
then returned to their ownkind.
then their ownkind could become kind.
the racist shot em.

the sun burns all, white folks just show it best.

what do you get if two racists who hate each other have a kid?

how many racists does it take to change a lightbulb?

a racist, a racist, and a racist walk into a building...
it's a bar.




so busy arguing they didnt notice the brick wall.

2 racists walkin down the street.
one ask the other why they ain't like them......

Sons of the Pioneers "Tumbling Tumble Weeds"