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chaski On about 5 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#1New Post! Apr 03, 2017 @ 02:40:59
Are there things that you always do?

Examples:

1. When I get into and turn on a car, before putting it in to gear I always check rearview mirror, both side mirrors and then turn my head and check blind spots.

2. When working with power tools (drills, saws, etc) after drilling or cutting something, I always unplug the tool, even if I know I will use it again in 10 or 15 minutes.

3. When I go into a restaurant or bar I always immediately make sure that I know where the bathroom and exits are.

4. Before handing a gun to someone, I always check to make sure it is unloaded, even if I just checked it a minute or two ago.

So...are there things that you always do?
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Apr 03, 2017 @ 03:35:16
when you married a woman, you meet your mother-in-law before you marry the woman.

your future mother-in -law is really your mother.
psycoskunk On December 24, 2020
Funky-Footed Skunk





A fort made of stinky socks, C
#3New Post! Apr 03, 2017 @ 05:33:07
Sniff my socks/feet before I go to bed. Just a quick foot odour check to see how whiffy they've gotten.
mrmhead On about 17 hours ago




NE, Ohio
#4New Post! Apr 03, 2017 @ 12:31:17
Before closing the trunk of the car I always make sure I have my keys in my hand.

If the dishwasher is full and ready to run and I'm still cleaning up the kitchen, I put the bottle of soap on the dishwasher as a reminder to run it.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#5New Post! Apr 03, 2017 @ 12:56:18
when you want to collect pennies on the highway, you wait to until rush hour to it.


you shouldn't worry about breaking a mirror to have seven years of bad luck.

you should why your reflection is piss off at you, and refuse to come to the mirror standing in front of you.

if you think your wife is stunning beauty with a mud plant on her face, how ugly is your wife without the mud plant on her face?



if you are trying to kill yourself, you shouldn't try to put a head into an electric oven.

you think a greatest thing to come women, you married a beautiful asian woman. every man know that you have a winner for a wife.

you have a little communication with her, the only that your wife can said in english.

" that's 20 dollars, sailor! "



if you ever wonder why your father seem to hate you, or doesn't ever like you all your life. your mother is always apologises to you about your father's bad prank at hospital, when you were born.

again explain the beautiful day, you were born in delivery room. you were a beautiful baby went you came out of mother.

your mother look at you, she holding you in her arms and then your father look down at you.

your mother said to your father, and she said, " honey, you look the beautiful treasure, we have now."

then your father holding a big shovel in his hands and looking at you, with a big smile at you, and said:

" let's buried it! "
Erimitus On July 01, 2021




The mind of God, Antarctica
#6New Post! Apr 03, 2017 @ 15:22:54
The first thing I always do when I get out of bed is go to the bathroom.

One of the first things I learned as a child is to not go to the bathroom before I get out of bed.
psycoskunk On December 24, 2020
Funky-Footed Skunk





A fort made of stinky socks, C
#7New Post! Apr 04, 2017 @ 00:17:11
@Erimitus Said

The first thing I always do when I get out of bed is go to the bathroom.

One of the first things I learned as a child is to not go to the bathroom before I get out of bed.


Words of wisdom.
bobbimay On February 11, 2024




Tucson, Arizona
#8New Post! Apr 04, 2017 @ 12:43:05
@chaski Said

Are there things that you always do?

Examples:

1. When I get into and turn on a car, before putting it in to gear I always check rearview mirror, both side mirrors and then turn my head and check blind spots.

2. When working with power tools (drills, saws, etc) after drilling or cutting something, I always unplug the tool, even if I know I will use it again in 10 or 15 minutes.

3. When I go into a restaurant or bar I always immediately make sure that I know where the bathroom and exits are.

4. Before handing a gun to someone, I always check to make sure it is unloaded, even if I just checked it a minute or two ago.

So...are there things that you always do?



I always keep at least 4 bottles of water in my truck and a ziplock bag full of dog food Just in case when I am out and see some homeless person begging on a street corner with a dog hey someone needs to think about the dogs...

I also keep a $10 just in case I see someone with kids begging and then go and buy a few snacks and a toy for them...that way I know my money is going to the kids not the parents.
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#9New Post! Apr 04, 2017 @ 13:37:59
i always to believe that if you could walk in another man's shoes, you should if you should.

especially they are the same size shoes as yours. you steal them, other guy could buy a new pair of shoes.
mrmhead On about 17 hours ago




NE, Ohio
#10New Post! Apr 04, 2017 @ 15:06:05
I (almost) always:
Go to new posts in a thread even though I'm 99% sure it is a SpamBot
Erimitus On July 01, 2021




The mind of God, Antarctica
#11New Post! Apr 04, 2017 @ 16:11:45
I get out of bed
Pee
Feed the cat
Make coffee
Check TFS
by then it is time for a nap.
Jennifer1984 On July 20, 2022
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Penzance, United Kingdom
#12New Post! Apr 04, 2017 @ 18:52:05
Things I always do without fail.

Breathe.
Eat and drink.
Excrete.
Sleep.

Oh, and put the cats out last thing at night. I have to do it because Amanda's rubbish at putting the cats out and even then she doesn't always put the bolt on the cat flap so when she does put them out, they usually just stroll back in again as soon as she switches the kitchen light off.

Tsk.
DiscordTiger On December 04, 2021
The Queen of Random

Administrator




Emerald City, United States (g
#13New Post! Apr 04, 2017 @ 20:14:16
If I put my cat out at night, I would not have a cat in the morning.
psycoskunk On December 24, 2020
Funky-Footed Skunk





A fort made of stinky socks, C
#14New Post! Apr 04, 2017 @ 22:08:18
@DiscordTiger Said

If I put my cat out at night, I would not have a cat in the morning.


Same here. I not 100% sure, but I don't think the UK has much in the way of dangerous urban wildlife. But I always make sure my cats are inside at night.
DiscordTiger On December 04, 2021
The Queen of Random

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Emerald City, United States (g
#15New Post! Apr 04, 2017 @ 22:31:49
I do have to pet my kitty, or she wont let me sleep.

But yeah, the neighborhood coyote pack would have a midnight snack.
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