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rosexthorn




Winnipeg, Canada
#46New Post! Jan 23, 2012 @ 23:41:14
@offbeat Said

yeah i agree .. i never expect a woman to leave the seat up for me .. even though finding it down is i slight irritant .... some people feel so entitled don't they ?



See my mate and I have no problem there because he's got his urinal and I get the toilet and everything works just fine that way. No b****in about getting a dippin from me anymore.
On about 18 hours ago
offbeat




london, United Kingdom
#47New Post! Jan 23, 2012 @ 23:43:26
@rosexthorn Said

See my mate and I have no problem there because he's got his urinal and I get the toilet and everything works just fine that way. No b****in about getting a dippin from me anymore.



erm , i hope you don't mind me asking .. but, do you both live in a public toilet ? ... and where does he do his number two's ?
On May 19, 2013
Rehabilitation_Please
Has Tiger Blood





Peterborough, United Kingdom
#48New Post! Jan 23, 2012 @ 23:44:18
The first rule of RELATIONSHIPS is you do not talk about RELATIONSHIPS.
On about 6 hours ago
rosexthorn




Winnipeg, Canada
#49New Post! Jan 23, 2012 @ 23:46:49
@offbeat Said

erm , i hope you don't mind me asking .. but, do you both live in a public toilet ? ... and where does he do his number two's ?



No, we don't live in a public toilet. He got one put in that he had saved from the days he did renovations and put it up because of the stroke he had. It is very good in helping with his balance. All the men are so jealous that he has that up and quite a few have had one put in their own bathrooms to boot.

As to #2, he does that in the toilet but we all know that the seat has to be down for that.
On about 18 hours ago
offbeat




london, United Kingdom
#50New Post! Jan 23, 2012 @ 23:51:12
@rosexthorn Said

No, we don't live in a public toilet. He got one put in that he had saved from the days he did renovations and put it up because of the stroke he had. It is very good in helping with his balance. All the men are so jealous that he has that up and quite a few have had one put in their own bathrooms to boot.

As to #2, he does that in the toilet but we all know that the seat has to be down for that.



i'm surprised you answered rose .. i was merely being cheeky ..but thanks ... and just out of interest ... i prefer doing number ones sitting really because it's much more enjoyable
On May 19, 2013
DiamondGeezer

Banned



Fawlty Towers, United Kingdom
#51New Post! Apr 15, 2012 @ 22:38:59
@babiismurf09 Said

rule number 45 would get a BIG f*** you! it would never happen



I think you should rewrite that sentence without the last four words, and with a comma between 'f***' and 'you'.

Now, isn't that so much better?
On April 27, 2012
EoWyN
Kitten Licker





Under your bed,
#53New Post! Apr 16, 2012 @ 00:59:20
Lol Rules? what is are you a kid? haha these are silly half of them are stupid
On May 20, 2013
hoppy

Banned



,
#55New Post! Apr 21, 2012 @ 14:58:04
I only gots one rool. The oceans a big pond wit lots a fish. Keep yer hook bated.
On April 24, 2013
Sparklegirl
LL.M





Cumbria, United Kingdom
#56New Post! Apr 21, 2012 @ 15:02:29
@annski729 Said

I have never understood the seat up/down thing. To me, the important issue is the cover



My bathroom has an issue where the seat is loose so if it is left up, it falls down hard. When it bangs and we jump, that is enough for him to leave it down all the time
On 58 minutes ago
Cpat92
Once in a Lifetime





Somewhere in the background,
#57New Post! Apr 21, 2012 @ 15:02:57
Haven't seen this thread in a long time. Is there one for women? Just wondering.
On about 7 hours ago
Grasshopper
Mop Monkey





Fort Collins, Colorado
#58New Post! Apr 21, 2012 @ 15:20:53
@Cpat92 Said

Haven't seen this thread in a long time. Is there one for women? Just wondering.



Yup.

Don't touch his remote
On about 10 hours ago
Cpat92
Once in a Lifetime





Somewhere in the background,
#59New Post! Apr 21, 2012 @ 15:23:11
@Grasshopper Said

Yup.

Don't touch his remote



I guess that's the average guys' #1 rule. I guess I have a personal list idk. I want to see more though.
On about 7 hours ago
Grasshopper
Mop Monkey





Fort Collins, Colorado
#60New Post! Apr 21, 2012 @ 15:25:47
@Cpat92 Said

I guess that's the average guys' #1 rule. I guess I have a personal list idk. I want to see more though.



Well then... perhaps we should find out?
On about 10 hours ago
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