A Cyncal Reflection

@ThePainefulTruth Said

That last was certainly a good exclamation point to the OP. If I were a lib here I'd stay the hell away. I'm in rare form today, of course it helps to have a pitcher with a limp wrist.

@ThePainefulTruth Said

OK, I'll give you a C for effort, but an F for continuity--unless it's common for women to laugh their asses into exhaustion during delivery. Like I said (somewhere) leave this to the professionals.

Don't know if the insidethebox one can type standing up, but then he's got to soothe more than his butt I reckon. Another trouncing like that and he could end up in the hospital......the mental ward.

Just stayin' warmed up.

@ThePainefulTruth Said

Translation for Spinkie:

"Maybe next time. Bye The Way, you seem to be all over the ballpark. What's up with that?"

@Spinkiegirl Said

I don't know what the f*** you are talking about!

@psycoskunk Said

Okay, keep breathing.... Deep breaths now, you can do this... We're almost at the home stretch!!! You can do it, sweetie... C'mon now, PUSH!!! Come on, honey, you've gotta push....!!!

*Pats Paine down with a damp cloth.*

Sorry... What with all the panting and hollering, I thought you were delivering a baby and I thought I'd help.

So, do you know who the father is?

@boxerdc Said

You're not man enough to get anywhere near my butt. And I wouldn't touch your saggy a** with a ten foot pole..

But, if it makes you happy to fantasize about spanking another grown man, you have at it.. far be it from me to tell you what you can and can't do while you're alone in front of the computer.

@shinobinoz Said

"ten foot pole"? Now you're just bragging!

@boxerdc Said

If I had a "ten foot pole" I still wouldn't go anywhere near TPO with it.

@psycoskunk Said

Why, what did you do to his butt? Wait! Don't answer that!!!

@ThePainefulTruth Said

Sorry, too late, no room for ambiguity here. To quote le boxed one who keeps bending over:




The answer of course is, "You certainly may!"

@ThePainefulTruth Said

Well of course the 8-Ball they sent you from Soros HQ would say that. But...(I gotta stop laughing long enough to type this).... ..... it was talking to you....don't know what it MEANS!!!!!!! Wait till "You're a useful idiot!" pops up. BWAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAHHHHHAAHHHH




They don't have ballparks in Crikcet, which is why that paddle was so handy to spank your a** into next week with--but you wont' be able to sit down for the rest of this one anyway. Awwww s***, I can feel the heat from your red face comin' through the screen.


Thanks......(pant, pant, pant)......You've made my month.



Ok dear, mebbe next time. Sorry, I can't stop laughing.

@shinobinoz Said

"Bye"? Seeing how cinnamons a stickler for grammar and a friend of yours I thought I'd save ya both the embarrassment and point it out so she'd not have to!
You both are welcome!

@shinobinoz Said

Neither does TPT!

@Spinkiegirl Said

Ok, i'am gonna ask you to please, in the future, if you have to address me or reply to something i've posted etc. please, do not call me "dear" and please, address me with my username here on TFS, which is Spinkiegirl. I feel that just because you and I don't seem to get along, doesn't mean we can't respectfully disagree. I can't recall ever calling you anything other than your username......if you feel you can not respect what i've asked, then I strongly suggest you block or avoid me altogether.