A Cyncal Reflection

Translation for Spinkie:

"Maybe next time. Bye The Way, you seem to be all over the ballpark. What's up with that?"

You can't even follow the conversation in threads that you create yourself...

Priceless, You can't make this stuff up!

Ah.. the emoticon post.. When you know that you've lost, and yet still feel compelled to look like an idiot by replying.

You do it so well.

If that's what you meant, then why not just write it that way? It's not proper English is it?

So true Bro......that poster will NEVER win against my wit! I'am the QUEEN of smart asses.......hell i've even suggested a challenge to that poster......of course I received NO reply! Go figure.

OMG.

You and Inside the Box would make a good pair. He explains everything using his Liberal's Answer for Everything 8-Ball he carries around in his pocket. Robobox, no visible strings, just programs.

You're a moron.

Don't know what it means, it just popped up on my magic 8 ball when I asked how I should respond to your blather.

And I knock another one out of the park.. but it's easy, because you throw like a girl.

I don't know what the f*** you are talking about!

Well of course the 8-Ball they sent you from Soros HQ would say that. But...(I gotta stop laughing long enough to type this).... ..... it was talking to you....don't know what it MEANS!!!!!!! Wait till "You're a useful idiot!" pops up. BWAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAHHHHHAAHHHH




They don't have ballparks in Crikcet, which is why that paddle was so handy to spank your a** into next week with--but you wont' be able to sit down for the rest of this one anyway. Awwww s***, I can feel the heat from your red face comin' through the screen.


Thanks......(pant, pant, pant)......You've made my month.



Ok dear, mebbe next time. Sorry, I can't stop laughing.

That last was certainly a good exclamation point to the OP. If I were a lib here I'd stay the hell away. I'm in rare form today, of course it helps to have a pitcher with a limp wrist.

Okay, keep breathing.... Deep breaths now, you can do this... We're almost at the home stretch!!! You can do it, sweetie... C'mon now, PUSH!!! Come on, honey, you've gotta push....!!!

*Pats Paine down with a damp cloth.*

Sorry... What with all the panting and hollering, I thought you were delivering a baby and I thought I'd help.

So, do you know who the father is?

OK, I'll give you a C for effort, but an F for continuity--unless it's common for women to laugh their asses into exhaustion during delivery. Like I said (somewhere) leave this to the professionals.

Don't know if the insidethebox one can type standing up, but then he's got to soothe more than his butt I reckon. Another trouncing like that and he could end up in the hospital......the mental ward.

Just stayin' warmed up.

Well, I wouldn't say it's common. So far, I've only seen you do it. But I'm sure if the doctors mixed up the anaesthesia with laughing gas, then it'd make for an interesting delivery.

Why, what did you do to his butt? Wait! Don't answer that!!!