Drunken Weekday Thread

Oh yeah, only some of us can pull this off without being called an alcoholic or unemployed. Go random military work schedule

Crap, i've got nothing to mix with vodka

Someone go get me some cranberry juice or OJ

Oh i'll drunken monopolize this thread if i have to

seriously, no monday drinkers....for shame

Not like any of ya'll worked in the US, was a holiday

BESTEST FRED EVA MEIGHT

tfs partyyyy
ive got the jello shots and jungle juice

I got kicked outta Disneyland once, because I thought Pinnochio was a ride.

Drunken posting should be encouraged!

That really sucks, vodka is definitely a mixer liquor,
BUT , well sometimes ya just gotta 'cowboy up '

It only takes 4 or 6 straight from the bottom of the bottle to make you forget you thought you needed something , Make that first one a healthy horse choking guzzle, that way you feel like your taking it slow the next 3 or 5 swallows . One thing this technique will guarantee . forever more just the thought of Vodka will remind you not to get a bottle all the way to the house without something to ,mix with it.

Im gonna make this sticky, about time we had one drunk thread.

It's Monday Ladies and Gentlemen, and i'm at it again after taking a hiatus on Sunday to yell at football. I can't be tipsy and pay attention to sports. Today, there's no sports, just Xbox and alcohol.

Woooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*takes off top and runs around naked*

I think (hic) I have (hic) had a (hic) bit too much alcamfol today (hic)

*runs around waving arms*