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f*** your dried flowers!
November 04, 2009 @ 03:29:00 am

My mom keeps all sorts of dead flowers around the house and I go around occasionally and throw some out. Why???
Because they collect DUST and look DIRTY.
And you can't FUST them because they then fall apart and I have to get my dust buster and suck all of them up.

And she doesn't even do it right! She gets flowers, puts them in a nice (and expensive) vase and the water gets old and modly and it looks gross!

I threw out some gross ones whole cleaning the counters off in the kitchen like, a week ago, and she finally took noticed, barged into my room and started b****ing.

b****, get the f*** over your nasty a** dead flowers. Who the f*** gives a s***?

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DorkySupergirl Suit Up! Minister+ 13672 points	November 04, 2009 @ 03:31:43 am
	I have some I keep but I put hairspray on them and they never fall apart.

breadwinner Meister+ 1467 points	November 04, 2009 @ 03:34:40 am
	perhaps she makes flower jerky for her midnight meal. You just ruined her food supply biutch!

smallbutterflies Über-Minister+ 15917 points	November 04, 2009 @ 03:35:56 am
	I do the hairspray thing and glue them to my wall.

chief_big Über-Meister 1749 points	November 04, 2009 @ 03:36:32 am
	do u mean popuri?

Rawrsh Über-General 572 points	November 04, 2009 @ 03:39:17 am
	Is a dust buster the same as a hoover?

Kristy69 Roseblood red Monk+ 34498 points	November 04, 2009 @ 11:04:33 am
	chief_big said: do u mean popuri? No, these are legit flowers that died and have mold growing in the vase and look gross. Rawrsh said: Is a dust buster the same as a hoover? A smaller one.

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