"Area Man" Asme251
Joined: Jan 2008
|Congratulations! You and your faith partner have chosen a path of mutual love and adoration through physical respect.|
Here's some fun things that faith partners can do besides have sex.
1) Go out to a movie or watch TV! Make some popcorn and have a popcorn party!
2) Engage in wholesome sports activities or play board games like checkers, chess or Monopoly!
3) Rigorously rub your face, body and genitalia against those of your faith partner until orgasm. (Also known as 'faith-f***ing')
| Yeah that site is crazy.|
|just watch out for friction burns |
|if you are in a relationship and love each other, why would you want to abstain???|
does not look like one.
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if you are in a relationship and love each other, why would you want to abstain???
There are alot of good reasons. One of which is you definetly don't need to be getting pregnant in your current circumstacnes. And since birth control isn't 100%
|Abstinence will give you pimples!|
Just to be on the safe side, immediately after faithf***ing, put both your undies in a Ziploc bag and mail them to me, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, and I?ll check for sperm content using what we doctors call the ?ol? sniff-test?.
Yours Truly, Bill Frist
P.S.: Please include photos.
Gotta be a joke site
Abstinence will give you pimples!
If that was the case, I'd have a pizza face
The Queen of Random Moderator
|Seriously, you've got to be kidding me, I've officially heard it all.|